Why did Santa’s helper go to see the doctor?
He had a low elf-esteem!
Why did the elf pull his bed into the fireplace?
He was trying to sleep like a log!
What is the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf”-abet!
Who sings “Blue Christmas” AND makes toy guitars?
Elfis!
How do the elves greet each other?
“It’s a small world, isn’t it?”
And how did Mary the mother of Jesus greet her cousin Elizabeth? We find the answer to in Luke 1:39-45. No joke.
At that time Mary got ready and hurried to a town in the hill country of Judea, where she entered Zechariah’s home and greeted Elizabeth. When Elizabeth heard Mary’s greeting, the baby leaped in her womb, and Elizabeth was filled with the Holy Spirit. In a loud voice she exclaimed: “Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the child you will bear! But why am I so favored, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? As soon as the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the baby in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed is she who has believed that the Lord would fulfill his promises to her!”